With rumors rampant regarding Romney’s vice presidential selection, the Intramuralist has keenly decided that perhaps we should have our say. The latest candidate to emerge among not so silent whispers is Condoleezza Rice, an indisputably brilliant woman, whose foreign policy credentials cause most past and current leaders to pale in comparison. Hence, while Ms. Rice would be an admirable choice, with my tongue somewhere near my cheek, I thought some other candidates deserved, well, at least, minimal consideration…
And the Veep nominee is…
Steven Tyler or Jennifer Lopez. Now that both are exiting “American Idol,” with their influential experience as judges, they are competent at cutting persons who don’t perform up to par. They’ve had to concisely, publicly share truth — utilizing compassion yet never sacrificing accuracy or honesty in the process.
Katie Holmes. After the dissolution of her marriage to renown Scientologist Tom Cruise, Holmes seems better equipped than most to discern the wisdom in matters of faith. She now has actual experience in separating church and state.
Any of the Kardashians. They’re comfortable being in front of the camera, a daily routine for all vice presidents. Granted, not all of their public soundbites have seemed especially sensible or coherent — but unwise outbursts have not been a disqualifier.
Hillary Clinton. The current Secretary of State has seen her negative reputation drop in recent years. In fact, this observer has long wondered if a primary motive for placing Clinton in the cabinet was something in the “keep-your-friends-close-but-enemies-closer” category. Many have clamored for the former First Lady to be on the actual ticket; this just puts her on a slightly different side.
(And speaking of a Clinton…) Chelsea Clinton, Barbara Bush, Jenna (Bush) Hager, or Jeb or George P. If another Clinton or Bush was actually on the ticket, it would give their opponent a little more to run on. It may or may not be a logical basis to run on, but logic is often less important.
Bill Gates or Donald Trump. While their oral and haircare approaches differ significantly, both are less tempted to spend someone else’s money. The Intramuralist, for one, appreciates that greatly.
Kayne West, Brad Pitt’s mom, or Gov. Chris Christie. While each may vary in political passion or persuasion, none of the above are challenged to say what they mean and mean what they say. I, for one, would find that trait incredibly refreshing.
LeBron James, Nicki Minaj, or Joe Flacco. The NBA star, singer/songwriter, and Ravens QB have each claimed either to be “king” or “the best” at their profession in the past year. Sometimes in politics, it seems, we don’t get “the best.” Then again, often those who serve portray an image in which they think they’re the best. Hence, each of the above would bring increased interest to any ticket.
Roger Goodell. The current NFL commissioner works among very talented persons who at times possess egos that potentially soar. While being efficient, fair, and responsible, Goodell recognizes that the owners elected him, and thus, he is always held accountable — never forgetting the need to submit to those who actually placed him in office.
Back to the actual ticket…
Only 3 years ago, Roger Goodell invited Condoleezza Rice to address NFL owners at their annual meeting. Included in her comments, she said, “I am prepared to answer any questions on Russia, the Middle East, advice for the draft, the zone blitz, and why no one should ever run a prevent defense.”
Goodell thanked her, playfully adding that he was pleased “when you were busy three years ago when they selected a commissioner.” To which Rice responded, “It’s true, when I was talking with the Russians and … the Iranians and Venezuelans, your job seemed like a pretty good one to me.”
Hence, this current events observer is rooting for Roger or Rice.
Respectfully,
AR