There’s only so many days left. It’s December 13th as we first post this… in other words, only a dozen or less shopping days.
Hence, it’s time for “The Twelve Days of Christmas”… Intramuralist style, why of course.
(Granted, we’ll spare you the gleefully incessant refrains… although for pure enjoyment reasons, we do encourage the below singing along… if in private, that is… it’s just more fun that way…)
(So starting with day 12… really… please sing.)
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my neighbor sent to me…
Twelve unbiased news outlets
Eleven objective reporters
Ten honest spokesmen
Nine wise college presidents
Eight always kind colleagues
Seven in no lies ever-a-swimming
Six truths a-laying
A calm, 2024…
Four calls for common sense
Three moral men
Two good candidates
and
A respectful day of productive dialogue.
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’Tis the season…
Respectfully… absolutely always…
AR